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oops…little freudian slip there?

No, I’m pretty sure R-Money...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzfata2KS1qbdwe9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oops…little freudian slip there?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No, I’m pretty sure R-Money is just his rapper name.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Perfect.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/17263075560</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/17263075560</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:46:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Me: I could really use a glass of wine.&#13;</title><description>Me: I could really use a glass of wine.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Tony: I was just thinking the same thing.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: I feel that way pretty much every night. Do you think that makes us alcoholics?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Tony: Alcoholics drink as soon as they get up in the morning. We drink as soon as the baby goes to sleep. I think that just makes us parents of a toddler.</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/17237118235</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/17237118235</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:41:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hands. #febphotoaday  (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytub3IBqp1qzwn0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hands. #febphotoaday  (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16979893435</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16979893435</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:09:03 -0500</pubDate><category>febphotoaday</category></item><item><title>10 other women's health organizations you can support instead of susan g. komen for the cure.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://lauraturnergarrison.tumblr.com/post/16925829451/10-other-womens-health-organizations-you-can-support"&gt;10 other women's health organizations you can support instead of susan g. komen for the cure.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lauraturnergarrison.tumblr.com/post/16925829451/10-other-womens-health-organizations-you-can-support" target="_blank"&gt;lauraturnergarrison&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ocrf.org/" target="_blank"&gt;1. Ovarian Cancer Research Fund&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bcaction.org/" target="_blank"&gt;2. Breast Cancer Action&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.breastcancerdeadline2020.org/" target="_blank"&gt;3. Breast Cancer Deadline 2020&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://plannedparenthoodsavedme.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;4. Planned Parenthood Saved My Life Tumblr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.breastfriends.org/" target="_blank"&gt;5. Breast Friends&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org/" target="_blank"&gt;6. Planned Parenthood&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://aabcainc.org/" target="_blank"&gt;7. African American Breast Cancer Alliance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ourbodiesourselves.org/about/support.asp" target="_blank"&gt;8. Our Bodies, Ourselves&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nccc-online.org/" target="_blank"&gt;9. National Cervical Cancer…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16935528734</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16935528734</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:20:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>brooklynmutt:

(via @sharonvak)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys887IXHE1qz80pso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brooklynmutt.com/post/16932099927/via-sharonvak" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;brooklynmutt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;a class="tweet-user-block-screen-name user-profile-link js-action-profile-name" href="https://twitter.com/#!/sharonvak" title="Sharon Vaknin" data-user-id="10191272" target="_blank"&gt;@sharonvak&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16935506512</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16935506512</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:20:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
…In 1967, the U.S. Supreme Court considered the case of Richard...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyduccGv8k1qznj5do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…In 1967, the U.S. Supreme Court considered the case of Richard Perry Loving, who was white, and his wife, Mildred Loving, of African American and Native American descent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The case changed history - and was captured on film by  LIFE photographer Grey Villet, whose black-and-white photographs are now set to go on display at  the International Center of Photography.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In 2007, 32 years after her husband died, Mrs Loving - who herself passed away the following year - released a statement in support of same-sex marriage. She said: ‘&lt;em&gt;Not a day goes by that I don’t think of Richard and our love, our right to marry, and how much it meant to me to have that freedom to marry the person precious to me, even if others thought he was the “wrong kind of person” for me to marry. I believe all Americans, no matter their race, no matter their sex, no matter their sexual orientation, should have that same freedom to marry&lt;/em&gt;.’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2088040/Photographs-Lovings-interracial-marriage-time-banned-16-states.html" target="_blank"&gt;Photographs of the Loving’s interracial marriage at a time when it was banned in 16 states&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Speechless.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16498433773</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16498433773</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:09:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nprfreshair:

Terry and Stephen

Oh, nprfreshair. You’re...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lydt2hZzU41qd9dz2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nprfreshair.tumblr.com/post/16495156376/terry-and-stephen" target="_blank"&gt;nprfreshair&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Terry and Stephen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, nprfreshair. You’re so cheeky.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16495626557</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16495626557</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:27:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Like father, like son. (Please excuse the lack of sheets on the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly456tRWI31qzwn0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Like father, like son. (Please excuse the lack of sheets on the guest bed. I was washing them for company tonight.) (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16182911671</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16182911671</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:06:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Please let Ron Paul run as a third party candidate. Please let Ron Paul run as a third party candidate.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If that happens, they might as well re-inaugurate the president on the spot.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16150114153</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16150114153</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 21:32:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>buzzfeed:

laughterkey:

bestrooftalkever:

jhermann:

sonicdork:...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ozoTzkCeO-A?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/16119591877/laughterkey-bestrooftalkever-jhermann" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;buzzfeed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughterkey.tumblr.com/post/16119471893/bestrooftalkever-jhermann-sonicdork-this" target="_blank"&gt;laughterkey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/16119438549/jhermann-sonicdork-this-video-answers-the" target="_blank"&gt;bestrooftalkever&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jhermann.tumblr.com/post/16119240938/sonicdork-this-video-answers-the-question" target="_blank"&gt;jhermann&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.sonicdork.com/post/16095039860/this-video-answers-the-question-how-much" target="_blank"&gt;sonicdork&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;This video answers the question - “How much cocaine was around in 1988?” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Competitive aerobics is due for a comeback. There’s probably already a gym somewhere in Brooklyn.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can’t. Look. Away.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Sponsored by Crystal Light. Natch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Alan Thicke was very qualified to judge this competition.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Is it me, or were pelvises way longer in the 80s?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16120285971</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16120285971</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:07:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mione-weasley:

 
Congratulations to all of you for being...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuit1UVR51qam4lbo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuit1UVR51qam4lbo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuit1UVR51qam4lbo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuit1UVR51qam4lbo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuit1UVR51qam4lbo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuit1UVR51qam4lbo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuit1UVR51qam4lbo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuit1UVR51qam4lbo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mione-weasley.tumblr.com/post/15886628830/congratulations-to-all-of-you-for-being-accepted" target="_blank"&gt;mione-weasley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt; &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;Congratulations to all of you for being accepted to Hogwarts. These are going to be the best days of your lifes. Honestly. The best. It does not get better. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt; &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Am I the only nerd who saw this skit and said, “But Hogwart’s is protected by a special charm! No one can apparate or disapparate on the premises!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am not proud.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16095760997</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16095760997</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:47:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I can totally hear him saying this.</title><description>Pimp: You from outta town?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
20-year-old Tony, walking back to his hotel in Boston where he stayed while covering an event for our college newspaper: Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Pimp: You lookin' for a good time? I got girls.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Tony: No, thanks. I have to get up early tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Tony today, when I teased him about this: I was trying to be nice to the guy, okay? I didn't want to be rude!</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16095647685</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16095647685</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:45:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Afternoon snack. (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0jttHMBq1qzwn0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Afternoon snack. (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16077171502</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16077171502</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:32:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxzvrfsvBQ1qzwn0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16059463748</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16059463748</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 07:52:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>nothingsayscoollike:

Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. “We gotta make...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/16038724550/tumblr_lxwpswnNwl1r13cyj&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nothingsayscoollike.tumblr.com/post/15961442953/fast-car-by-tracy-chapman-we-gotta-make-a" target="_blank"&gt;nothingsayscoollike&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fast Car by Tracy Chapman.&lt;em&gt; “We gotta make a decision, leave tonight or live and die this way”.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Auto-reblog for Fast Car. Always.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16038724550</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16038724550</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:57:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>We’re finally going paper-free in the kitchen! Who knew 8...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxz051cVrb1qzwn0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We’re finally going paper-free in the kitchen! Who knew 8 large dish towels, 12 small washcloths, and 12 dinner napkins would cost about as much as a 2-month supply of paper towels? (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16036881871</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16036881871</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:29:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Heather and Jon Armstong are in a trial separation.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://dooce.com/2012/01/17/im-lying-alone-my-head-phone"&gt;Heather and Jon Armstong are in a trial separation.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This upsets me more than it probably should.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16035526210</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16035526210</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:08:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Toddlerhood, in three Acts</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Act I:&lt;/strong&gt; Child kicks, bites, and screams uncontrollably while refusing to be comforted for over 20 minutes all because mother had the audacity to prevent him from injuring himself.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Act II:&lt;/strong&gt; Child is suddenly distracted by toy, toddles off and begins playing happily as if tantrum never happened.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Act III: &lt;/strong&gt;Less than five minutes later, child crawls into mother’s lap, rests head on shoulder, and sweetly gives her a hug.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m not going to survive the next two years.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16009027635</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16009027635</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:45:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>americastestkitchen:


Hot Tricks for Handling Chile...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxy6plqlrU1qeridgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://americastestkitchen.tumblr.com/post/16007528089/hot-tricks-for-handling-chile-peppers-its-always" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;americastestkitchen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1 class="post-title"&gt;
&lt;h3 class="step-headline"&gt;Hot Tricks for Handling Chile Peppers&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;It’s always a good idea to protect your fingers (and whatever they’ll touch later) when preparing fresh chiles, and the general advice is to wear latex or plastic gloves.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; However, if you find yourself gloveless, turn a zipper-lock bag inside out to create one on the spot. (It’s helpful to secure the bag with a rubber band around your wrist.) The bag can then be turned right-side out to store leftover chiles.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Read more: &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.americastestkitchenfeed.com/curious-shortcuts/2012/01/4-hot-tricks-for-handling-chile-peppers/" target="_blank"&gt;4 Hot Tricks for Handling Chile Peppers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h3 class="step-headline"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For Tony.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16007931015</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/16007931015</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:08:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Cozy. (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxx3aahvsN1qzwn0ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cozy. (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://virtualephemera.com/post/15979309013</link><guid>http://virtualephemera.com/post/15979309013</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:42:10 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

