Stuff white people like: Loose-leaf tea and the "ghetto"

• Tony: I wish we'd remembered to pick up that tea diffuser. All of this tea-bagging talk makes me want to brew some.
• Me: Do you want me to pick one up on my way home?
• Tony: Nah, forget the tea diffuser. I'll just put some tea in a coffee filter and staple it shut. This is how we make tea in the ghetto, muthafucka!