“Yes, tyranny, aka our democratically elected president. I think you might be confusing tyranny with losing and I feel for you cause I’ve been there. A few times, in fact one of them was a bit of a nail biter. You see, when the guy you disagree with gets elected, he’s probably going to do things you disagree with. He could cut taxes on the wealthy, remove government’s oversight capability, invade a country you thought shouldn’t be invaded but that’s not tyranny, that’s democracy. See now you’re in the minority, its supposed to taste like a shit taco. And by the way, if I remember correctly when disagreement was expressed about that president’s actions when y’all were in power, the response was “why do you hate America?”, “watch what you say” and “suck on my truck nuts.”

—Jon Stewart