“Me: New theory. He wasn’t eating his dog food because it was stale? Karen: Is he eating up the new bag? Me: Yeah, I opened it up and he came running. Karen: Well. If he wasn’t eating it because it was stale, then he’s a spoiled little bitch and I still have no sympathy. HE IS A DOG.”

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saving paper.: Solving the mystery of why our dog hadn’t been interested in breakfast for four consecutive days

Will Ferrell’s Dissing Your Dog, anyone? (via hellonewworld)

I can’t wait to try Will Ferrell’s brilliant tactics on my little shithead dog.