“At a Tea Party rally in Boston yesterday, Sarah Palin praised the crowd for winning that Senate race in Massachusetts. She said: “Shoot, look at what you did in January. You shook up the United States Senate.” Unfortunately, no one heard the Senate thing, because after she said “shoot,” 300 guns went off.

At the same rally, Sarah Palin said: “Let me ask you, Massachusetts. Do you love your freedom?” Is anyone going to say “no” to that? It’s like going to a Phish show and saying, “Anyone here like getting high and eating grilled cheese?”

—JIMMY FALLON, Late Night (via inothernews)