On Mississippi school board's decision to cancel prom to prevent lesbian students from attending together

• T: McMillen says one student told her, "Thanks for ruining my senior year." HAHAHAHAHA, YOUR LIFE IS SO EMPTY AND VAPID WITHOUT PROM YOUR SENIOR YEAR IS RUINED.
• Me: Remember when I didn't go to prom ever? And I grew up to have other more fulfilling experiences? And it all turned out fine?
• T: Well, obviously look how you turned out — a lonely, sorrowful, empty shell of a person whose entire life would have been different if only she had slow-danced to a radio-friendly and sappy Green Day song.