The Romney Plan
- On pay equity: BINDERS! FULL OF WOMEN!
- His solution for gun violence: More marriage.
- His tax plan: Cut capital gains taxes. You know, for the middle class. And fire Big Bird.
- His solution for struggling businesses: Bankruptcy. Or borrow from your parents.
- His solution for uninsured Americans: Go to the Emergency Room.
- His solution for immigration issues: Self-deportation.
Why are we taking this guy seriously again? He is a joke.