The Romney Plan

• On pay equity: BINDERS! FULL OF WOMEN!
• His solution for gun violence: More marriage.
• His tax plan: Cut capital gains taxes. You know, for the middle class. And fire Big Bird.
• His solution for struggling businesses: Bankruptcy. Or borrow from your parents.
• His solution for uninsured Americans: Go to the Emergency Room.
• His solution for immigration issues: Self-deportation.

Why are we taking this guy seriously again? He is a joke.