Wednesday October 28, 2009

Do zombies mate for life?

Last night, Tony had a dream that I turned into a zombie. Terrified, he locked me out of the apartment and considered ways to kill me to save his own life.

When he told me about the dream, I was understandably upset. If his life partner was a zombie, why wouldn’t he allow me to infect him so that we could live forever as the undead?

Tony disagreed with my theory. He believes that zombies don’t mate for life, and they’re incapable of forming meaningful relationships. Instead, they wander the earth alone in an obsessive quest for brains.

So let’s put it to a vote. Do zombies mate for life? Can they have relationships?



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