There's only one reason to delete on Twitter

• Me: What are you doing?
• Tony: Going through my Twitter account and deleting the tweets I don't like anymore.
• Me: You can't do that! That's not how Twitter works. It's supposed to be stream of consciousness. Once it's out there, you can't take it back.
• Tony: Then why is there a delete button?
• Me: Embarrassing drunk Twitter rants, obvs.