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Me:
I want my child to wear this: http://www.threadless.com/product/428/Everyone_Poops#zoom
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Co-worker:
but that's a bipartisan tshirt.
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Me:
I know. I don't want to indoctrinate my children. I just want to tell them the truth and hope that they're smart enough to be Dems. If they're not, then it's my fault. I always blame the parents when kids turn out Republican.
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Me:
Seriously, though, have you ever heard of someone rebelling by being a Republican? I don't think that happens. I hope not.
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Co-worker:
i dont know, i dont think most people are as 'cookie cutter' dem as you are. i dont consider myself hard line one way or the other
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Me:
I'm not cookie cutter. I'm a radical liberal.There's a diff.
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Me:
I'm one notch down from handcuffing myself to a tree in front of a bulldozer and shouting, "You're killing Mother Earth!!!"
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Me:
But I'm not there.
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Me:
Yet.
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Co-worker:
crazy lib.
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Me:
In fact, I'm so radically liberal that I say shit like, "I don't want to indoctrinate my children."
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