Toddlerhood, in three Acts
Act I: Child kicks, bites, and screams uncontrollably while refusing to be comforted for over 20 minutes all because mother had the audacity to prevent him from injuring himself.
Act II: Child is suddenly distracted by toy, toddles off and begins playing happily as if tantrum never happened.
Act III: Less than five minutes later, child crawls into mother’s lap, rests head on shoulder, and sweetly gives her a hug.
I’m not going to survive the next two years.











