Joy Behar: You don’t know who Snooki is but you knew that Lindsay Lohan was in jail. How did you know Lindsay Lohan was in jail?
Barack Obama: I don’t know.
“He should have said it was in his daily intelligence briefing.” -Tony
Hey-o!
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“I just can’t bring myself to submit to a journal whose submission address is @hotmail.com.”
—Tony
Streaming will also be available on the NPR Music iPhone app.
My family had several Great Danes when I was a kid. They all did this. Also: the guy standing behind him who appears to be holding a paper towel? He is probably preparing for the bucket of drool covering the dog’s mouth when he turns around.
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Did they break it off or what? I don’t remember any resolution.
It’s a lot like the Food Network’s “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives,” only the host is way more likeable than the doucheriffic Guy Fieri, and every episode ends with some sort of ridiculous food challenge that involves inhuman portions of meat or dangerously spicy food.
Watching it is like a digestive roller coaster. I alternate between extreme hunger and sympathetic heartburn/indigestion several times during each episode.
The Ronald Reagan Expressway — outside of Fort Wayne, Indiana — is rough, uneven, and in dire need of repaving. Local residents, however, have informed me to wait 20 years and I’m likely to remember the drive as being much better than it actually was.
He’s funny.
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