April 2010
41 posts
“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams....”
– Oh my gorsh I’m so sick of this f’ing Lady Gaga quote. If this inspires you (unless you are <21 years old) get a life.
(Also I woke up at 6 a.m. to do this, so I’m a little cranky.)(via nicepants) Agreed. Srsly. We shouldn’t be telling girls that they have to choose. If you find a nice...
1 tag
“After lunch, I accompanied a female pathologist to a murder trial. She had...”
– David Sedaris, The Monster Mash
March 2010
130 posts
The name of the managing editor at WCBS 880 AM?...
(via inothernews)
STEVE HOLT.
tart-tart asked: I know that was a pitiful question, but I've yanked more than a few songs off of you so it seemed appropriate.
A real question: WINE - go.
A real question: WINE - go.
Leaving Las Vegas - Sheryl Crow
It’s warm...
ar3 asked: What made you leave journalism?
Anonymous asked: Just forgot to sign my name because I don't know how this works. But Kacie asked "WTF?!" Cuz I seriously wanna know the answer to that.
Thanks to nicepants, apsies and smart-tart for asking me questions. I needed some distraction, even if only for a few minutes.
tart-tart asked: What's your favorite song?
apsies asked: I'm terrible at this question thing so I'm totally stealing from the Proust Questionnaire here.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
AND
What are your favourite names? (this is my favorite question to ask lately, I'm obsessed with names)
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
AND
What are your favourite names? (this is my favorite question to ask lately, I'm obsessed with names)
nicepants asked: 1. What is your favorite cheese?
2. Would you bite through cheese like an apple?
3. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being I LOVE IT, how much do you enjoy cheese?
4. Do you put cheese on ice cream?
5. Would you name your first born child cheese?
6. Second born?
7. Are you pregnant?
2. Would you bite through cheese like an apple?
3. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being I LOVE IT, how much do you enjoy cheese?
4. Do you put cheese on ice cream?
5. Would you name your first born child cheese?
6. Second born?
7. Are you pregnant?
Fact: No one has ever asked me a question. →
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I'm calling it right now:
The “I’m Gay” Hail Mary Pass is about to resurrect the failed career of yet another B-list celebrity.
Top 5 reasons Earth Hour is a joke | RedState →
digitalbrainwaves:
Glad I didn’t bother with it.
A prime example of how Republicans are missing. the. point. Every day. Ugh.
3/4 cup milk, 1 tablespoon cocoa powder, 1/2...
It will change your life.
Me: You are a cheater.
Him: I am not a cheater. I can't name a single time in my life when I've cheated.
Me: You're telling me you've never cheated at a board game ever in your entire life?
Him: I didn't say I've never cheated. I just said I can't remember a specific time.
We spent the first 30 minutes of Earth Hour...
The second half was spent playing Battleship and drinking Jones Soda root beer after we gave up. $100 says I find that deck of playing cards RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE no later than tomorrow.
“I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences....”
– Mark Twain (via nolagrrlnyc) I bet savingpaper will appreciate this.
Faith - George Michael
Interviewing for my dream...
I absolutely love the song "Viva La Vida" by...
For this, I will never apologize.
Last night, an old friend left me the most epic...
It turned my whole morning around. But I still hope he has a massive hangover as punishment for waking me up at 3 a.m. with his phone call.
“Nothing can stand in the way of the power of millions of voices calling for...”
– Barack Obama
http://www.abigfuckingdeal.com →
mattmattucci:
Genius.
I really need to learn to stop arguing with...
It’s exactly like trying to convince someone that the sky is blue when they honestly believe in their hearts that it’s green.
You can try to present evidence, but they’ll just say things like, “I guess you’re just going to believe what you want to believe!”
Yes. I guess I am.
“Shut the fuck up.”
– Another football player, after Tim Tebow asked a group to bow their heads in prayer (via blogonthe) As NBC sports says: We’re not passing judgment on this one; we’re just passing along what we’ve heard. And it illustrates the type of challenges that could be faced by the team that drafts Tebow....
thepoliticalpartygirl:
Feels Like Home - Chantal...
“In addition to hosting support forums on their website, Stouffers has added a...”
– Stouffers to Include Suicide Prevention Tips on Single Serve Microwave Meals
“Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals”
– link (via TheOnion) (via hellonewworld)
“When we sign this bill, all of the overheated rhetoric over reform will finally...”
– BARACK OBAMA (via inothernews)
“Fun Fact: Obama’s ceremonial [health care reform] pens will be used to...”
– pourmecoffee is on a roll today
“U.S. Marshals are standing by — as soon as the [health care reform] bill...”
– pourmecoffee
My Students are Going About Making Fun of That... →
Obviously, the best way to really hit Tyler where it hurts is to target his acute separation anxiety, and his paralyzing abandonment issues stemming from his parents’ recent divorce. And trust me, I’ve got ammunition from parent-teacher conferences that could last a lifetime. But the reality is that most of my students are not ready for those concepts yet. They’ll eventually...
Health care bill will require restaurants to... →
A requirement tucked into the nation’s massive health care bill will make calorie counts impossible for thousands of restaurants to hide and difficult for consumers to ignore. More than 200,000 fast food and other chain restaurants will have to include calorie counts on menus, menu boards and even drive-throughs. The new law, which applies to any restaurant with 20 or more locations,...
