February 2010
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Sometimes I forget just how brilliant "South Park"...
When it was good, it was very very good.
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Carly Simon reveals who "You're So Vain" is about... →
Um. This article doesn’t mention the musician who MOST people assumed the song was about — James Taylor.
(via soupsoup)
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Ben Folds - Gracie →
Oh, Ben Folds. So sentimental without being annoying.
Two months until unemployment. Yikes.
Who wants to hire me in Indy?
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A comprehensive guide to ditching a television and... →
inothernews:
(via sparo)
I canceled cable and starting watching television and movies online (or through streaming) four months ago. I will never go back.
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Why don't figure skaters get dizzy? →
The answer to a question that has plagued me for decades.
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PS! This is the best your hair has ever looked. Oh my God, I can’t believe...
– I need someone to say this to me today.
Glenn, the library isn’t free. It’s paid for with tax money. Free public...
– Jon Stewart, in response to Glenn Beck saying he “educated” himself against the progressive movement with the “free” books at the library (via soupsoup) (via savingpaper)
I believe that someday hate speeches against the...
These people are out of their minds with hate.
You think Stephen Baldwin doesn’t need an introduction? Trust me, even...
– Jon Stewart
Is there an award for getting through the day with...
Because I should totally win it.
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RollingStone.com →
Looks like Rolling Stone forgot to renew their domain.
I like his version of reality.
Me: Something terrible happened.
Him: LET ME GUESS.
Me: Go ahead.
Him: A box of Girl Scout cookies flew out of the delivery box, tore itself open, and attempted to suffocate you by putting a single cookie in your mouth.
Me: No. But there's a high probability of that happening this afternoon, unfortunately.
Him: Then what happened?
Me: Well. I was hungry, so I decided to have a couple peanuts.
Him: And now they're all gone.
Me: I BLACKED OUT, and the next thing I knew, the bag was filled with nothing but EMPTY SHELLS.
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I have some really difficult life decisions coming...
Who wants to make them for me?
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Obama has caught more Taliban leaders in 1 month... →
Who’s soft on terror?
(via flyosity)
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Booked our train tickets from London to Amsterdam...
Our entire trip is booked. Current itinerary:
London - May 13.
Les Miserables - May 17.
Amsterdam - May 18.
Paris - May 20.
Second wedding anniversary - May 24.
Home - May 25.
81 days to go. May 12 can’t come soon enough.
Les Mis or Wicked?
So, Tony and I were trying to book a show while we’re in London. Everyone suggests “Wicked” because it’s THE hot ticket right now, but we ended up booking Les Miserables.
Honestly? I listened to the first songs that came up in my search, and I was really feeling Les Mis. Wicked not so much.
Tickets are booked for our last night in London. OMG SO EXCITED CAN’T...
The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction... →
Not only does this exist (and has been updated within the past year), but the site clearly hasn’t been redesigned since its inception in 1994.
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‘Shutter Island’ takes place off the coast of Massachusetts in 1954....
– A. O. Scott’s delightful and unexpected panning of “Shutter Island” in The New York Times
In case you can't tell, I'm a bit testy today.
Seriously. If you don't want to know the answer,...
Dude was debating why spell check was flagging “afterwards.” NUMEROUS people told him it’s because AFTERWARD is the correct word. He ignores correct answers and continues to tweet that “both are correct.” No, dude. Just because it’s common doesn’t make it correct.
If you don’t want the truth, don’t ask.
UNF.
Internet shorthand as if written by a proper... →
srsly:
Best thing I’ve read in a while.
www.PleaseRobMe.com →
A new use for Foursquare.