September 2009
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Netflix accidentally sent me "Dr. Horrible's...
When we realized what happened, we shrugged and decided to watch it anyway.
OMG, it is hilarious. Check. it. out.
August 2009
227 posts
Lactate on your own time, lady - Salon.com →
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In the strictest legal sense, the ruling is logical: Allen admitted she took unauthorized breaks, and that’s a firing offense. If she can’t prove that someone said, “Ha! Now’s our chance to get rid of her for being a woman!” then apparently, she can’t prove discrimination. But it’s manifestly weaselly to suggest that her “insubordination” can somehow be separated from the fact that she...
A conversation during (500) Days of Summer
Kim: I just wanna shoot her with a rifle.
Me: An iPhone?
Kim: A rifle. I wish there was an app to turn my iPhone into a gun.
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Guys, I'm seriously creeped out after watching the...
Damn you, NTKG. Why is Robert Stack such a GD creeper?!
30 Rock Salutes Science Fiction: Every Great Clip →
“I’M LIZZING!”
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Due respect, but Rep. Patrick Kennedy is not a particularly good public speaker (and he’s a third-generation Kennedy politician?!). It impairs what might otherwise be a touching eulogy of his father. In fact, Patrick Kennedy’s public oratory skills sort of remind me of this Will Ferrell character.
I absolutely agree with you, and I don’t envy him. He’s a mediocre public...
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Name the presidents in 8 minutes. →
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I can do it in less than a minute-thirty. Bonus: In chronological order.
Tony also knows all 100 U.S. senators by name and face. But he can’t remember to refill the ice tray when it’s empty.
John inspired our America. Robert challenged our America. And our Teddy changed...
– Sen. Christopher Dodd (D-Conn.), eulogizing Sen. Edward Kennedy (via savingpaper)
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Tumblr is turning into the FL Recount waiting for...
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What is this "CALCULATING RESULTS" bullshit?
Come on, let’s do this.
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CATS HAVE BAD BREATH
(via srsly)
This is true.
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Sharks evolved before dinosaurs.
Therefore, sharks are responsible for the extinction of the dinosaur. SHARKS WIN.
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CATS CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "YOUR" AND...
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The fucking weather. →
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