August 2009
227 posts
“Don’t let your mouth write a check your butt can’t cash. I only came...”
– My hero
While watching "Dazed and Confused":
Me: I've always thought this was bizarre. Why would the freshman girls allow the seniors to cover them in condiments and talk to them this way? And don't the seniors have anything better to do than torture those girls?
Tony: This is what people did before the Internet.
July 2009
207 posts
I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
Right...
Penny Lane - The Beatles
I want to go to there.
Dear Joe Biden,
If you don’t want to drink, that’s cool. I mean, it’s not like someone has to stay sober to be DD; that’s one of the many perks of drinking with the President. But booze isn’t everyone’s bag. I get that.
My question is, why drink some gross, watered down, non-alcoholic substitute for beer when we all know you really want something else? No one would look down...
“The President chose Bud Light. Actually, he chose Bud, but he caved to...”
– Stephen Colbert on Beer Summit 2K9
Shakira - Whenever, Wherever
YES.
WatchJK of the “wedding dance” video in divorce court.
WatchWilliam Shatner turns Sarah Palin’s rambling tweets into poetry.
Day Tripper - The Beatles
Me: I want my child to wear this: http://www.threadless.com/product/428/Everyone_Poops#zoom
Co-worker: but that's a bipartisan tshirt.
Me: I know. I don't want to indoctrinate my children. I just want to tell them the truth and hope that they're smart enough to be Dems. If they're not, then it's my fault. I always blame the parents when kids turn out Republican.
Me: Seriously, though, have you ever heard of someone rebelling by being a Republican? I don't think that happens. I hope not.
Co-worker: i dont know, i dont think most people are as 'cookie cutter' dem as you are. i dont consider myself hard line one way or the other
Me: I'm not cookie cutter. I'm a radical liberal.There's a diff.
Me: I'm one notch down from handcuffing myself to a tree in front of a bulldozer and shouting, "You're killing Mother Earth!!!"
Me: But I'm not there.
Me: Yet.
Co-worker: crazy lib.
Me: In fact, I'm so radically liberal that I say shit like, "I don't want to indoctrinate my children."
“What’s the state of racism in America? I’m gonna go with Alabama.”
– Stephen Colbert
Tony and I are watching entire episodes of Pete & Pete on YouTube. Seriously, I think this is the only show from my youth that is still smart & funny to the adult me.
“Oh man, there are so many Wayanses! I guess not as many as season 3 when Shawn...”
– savingpaper, while watching clips from “In Living Color.” Who is this man? This can’t be my husband.
God's Resignation Speech →
“Generally, I now think I can do more for the planet as just a guy who used to be God instead of the guy who currently is God, you know what I mean by this? Life is too short to compromise time and resources…it may be tempting and more comfortable to keep your God-head down, plod along, and appease those who demand, “Sit down and shut up,” but that’s the worthless,...
Get Back - The Beatles, Let it Be
“I watched Twilight with the volume all the way down. I thought it was a movie...”
– John Mayer (via andeventhis) (via srsly) I laughed way too hard at this.
Homeless Man Leaves a Surprise: $4 Million for NPR... →
savingpaper:
Richard Leroy Walters was a retired engineer from AlliedSignal Corp.; an honors graduate of Purdue with a master’s degree; and a Marine. He never married, didn’t have children, and was estranged from his brother.
Rita Belle, a registered nurse at a Catholic Mission in Phoenix who was one of Walters’s few friends, said when he retired from his job, he evidently retired from the...
Oh! Darling - The Beatles, Abbey Road
Watchsoupsoup:
Jon Stewart destroys Bill Kristol on Health Care.
He actually gets Kristol to admit government run health care is better than private health care.
Yesterday - The Beatles, Help!
First Senate Hearings on Don't Ask Don't Tell... →
notthatkindagay:
After determining she didn’t have enough votes in support of a temporary suspension of the ban on gays in the military, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand tells The Daily Beast she has secured the commitment of Senate Armed Services Committee to hold hearings on “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” this fall. It would be the first formal re-assessment of the policy since Congress passed it into law in...
WatchI completely forgot about this.
kari-shma:
The Beatles | Hey Jude
Why Don’t We Do it in the Road? - The...
“I don’t talk trash; I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all...”
– Kelly Kapoor (via andeventhis) (via srsly)
Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da - The Beatles, The Beatles (The...
“A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.”
– Henry Ford (via quotedropper)
kari-shma:grace-notes:
White Town | Your Woman
“i’m hoping we’ll play the drinking game from my college that requires a bucket...”
– describing sink the biz to east coasters never gets old! (via thetrifler) I tried to explain Sink the Biz to my co-workers in NC once. They looked at me like I had just told them we sometimes peed into red cups and drank each other’s urine at parties. They were that freaked out about it.
“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s...”
– Calvin and Hobbes (via reluctantbuddha) (via kari-shma)
