January 2010
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December 2009
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First Family Sees 'Avatar' Today, Too; No Word Yet... →
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Grammar police say, “wishy washy as me.”
Avatar was beautiful but silly.
thetrifler:
virtualephemera:
Oh, science fiction.
PLUS James Cameron should hire a screenwriter, because he’s a terrible dialogue writer.
The dialogue made me laugh so much! Especially that of the curmudgeony military bad guy. Gold.
Yes, he was the worst offender. It didn’t help that he was an absolutely terrible actor, but on top of that, it felt like James Cameron wrote his...
Avatar was beautiful but silly.
Oh, science fiction.
PLUS James Cameron should hire a screenwriter, because he’s a terrible dialogue writer.
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Watch2009 in photos.
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This Year’s Love - David Gray, White Ladder
“Thank you for telling me what I already know. What are you, the Huffington Post?”
– Jack Donaghy
“Never go with a hippie to a second location.”
– Jack Donaghy Seriously, truer words have never been spoken. I learned this lesson the hard way.
“And this is where we get to heart of the matter. Anti-choicers do not want to...”
– The TRUE Agenda of the “Pro-Life” Extremists (via ihatethismess) (via savagemike) (via apsies)
The likelihood of being on a plane that is...
ohyeahfacts:
(source, via Mike Hudack)
Perspective.
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“BREAKING NEWS: Turns out it was just a couple from an old LL Bean catalogue.”
– Tony
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“BREAKING NEWS: TMZ.com claims to have photographic evidence that I cheated on...”
– Tony
“Like a 10-minute dream in the passenger seat while the world was flying by, I...”
– Bright Eyes, We are Nowhere, and it’s Now
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Quentin Tarantino fans are insane: Part II
And Exhibit B:
Where…to begin? The movie opens with “once upon a time” which lets the audience know this is NOT reality but a fairytale. There has been no claim by Quentin or anyone associated with this movie that this film depicts is what really happened. Although there are stories of Jews and German officers who plotted to kill Hitler, I’m positive most of the world...
Wow. Quentin Tarantino fans are insane: Part I
I have gotten maybe 5 comments on this blog from people outside of Tumblr in almost a year of maintaining it.
After my rant about “Inglourious Basterds” last night, I’ve received two, TWO, hateful comments from crazy indignant Tarantino fans.
Exhibit A:
You do realize that it wasn’t supposed to be historically accurate, right? It was a “what if…?”...
I fucking despise Quentin Tarantino. I am so livid...
Oh, really, Quentin Tarantino? Adolf Hitler was shot down in a theater now? Really? Or is that just what you tell your meathead minions who can’t read a history book? Because that didn’t happen. At all.
And also, way to go killing the only likeable character in the entire movie. Really. Way to go. Just shows how much you absolutely hate women. Go ahead and kill the strong female lead...
Tony and I exchanged gifts tonight.
Christmas in the Sams’ house = lots of new books. YAY!
Tracy Jordan: Jack Donaghy, you're the best. You know what? I'm going to make you a mix tape. Do you like Phil Collins?
Jack Donaghy: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
Watchsavingpaper:
Saturday Night Live — “Christmas Time for the Jews”
A pitch-perfect Phil Spector parody by Robert Smigel, featuring the great Darlene Love on vocals.
(via virtualephemera, who “can’t wait to go out”)
Blogged again by me because I absolutely love this.
My New Year's resolution is to never take my...
I came to realize just how much I love it today when I had to take pictures with my old point and shoot. It took me an hour to find AA batteries that weren’t dead, and when I finally got the thing working, my pictures looked like crap.
I wish my camera would hurry up and get back to me. :(
He used to be so thoughtful.
Last night, I put together Tony’s stocking. It’s filled with all his favorite candy. We had all the Christmas candy in one bag, so I left what didn’t go in his stocking in the bag so he could put it in mine.
As I was going through it, I noticed that he’d picked up Goobers. When we were dating, he used to pick up Goobers whenever he saw them because he knew they were my...
An existential crisis on Christmas Eve
Me: I don't know if I want an afterlife. I mean, if I die before you, I'd still have to go somewhere and exist without you.
Tony: That's true.
Me: And what if you remarried? What would happen then?
Tony: Well, I suppose that would be a pretty awkward afterlife.
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theitis:
Joni Mitchell - “River”
It’s coming on...
Man, does this medication give me some messed up...
Me: Last night I dreamed I was at a family function, only Billy Joel was my uncle.
Tony: Wow.
Me: And he was supposed to be my designated driver, but he left without me so I was pissed.
Me: And my real uncle was like, "Karen! You know he has a big concert tonight!" But I was still pissed because, seriously, Uncle Billy, if you had a concert, why did you agree to be designated driver?!
Tony: Man, Billy Joel as the DD? You might as well put Daniel Baldwin in charge of the cocaine.
Me: THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.
What percentage of Snuggies are purchased...
It’s really amazing when you think about the fact that this product has been so successful based mostly on the fact that people are mocking it.
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Published by my former employer, AuthorHouse →
Sadly, all of their books are like this. I worked in promotions. That job was hard.
