February 2012
5 posts
Me: I could really use a glass of wine.
Tony: I was just thinking the same thing.
Me: I feel that way pretty much every night. Do you think that makes us alcoholics?
Tony: Alcoholics drink as soon as they get up in the morning. We drink as soon as the baby goes to sleep. I think that just makes us parents of a toddler.
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10 other women's health organizations you can... →
lauraturnergarrison:
1. Ovarian Cancer Research Fund
2. Breast Cancer Action
3. Breast Cancer Deadline 2020
4. Planned Parenthood Saved My Life Tumblr
5. Breast Friends
6. Planned Parenthood
7. African American Breast Cancer Alliance
8. Our Bodies, Ourselves
9. National Cervical Cancer…
January 2012
38 posts
Please let Ron Paul run as a third party...
If that happens, they might as well re-inaugurate the president on the spot.
I can totally hear him saying this.
Pimp: You from outta town?
20-year-old Tony, walking back to his hotel in Boston where he stayed while covering an event for our college newspaper: Yeah.
Pimp: You lookin' for a good time? I got girls.
Tony: No, thanks. I have to get up early tomorrow.
Tony today, when I teased him about this: I was trying to be nice to the guy, okay? I didn't want to be rude!
Heather and Jon Armstong are in a trial... →
This upsets me more than it probably should.
Toddlerhood, in three Acts
Act I: Child kicks, bites, and screams uncontrollably while refusing to be comforted for over 20 minutes all because mother had the audacity to prevent him from injuring himself.
Act II: Child is suddenly distracted by toy, toddles off and begins playing happily as if tantrum never happened.
Act III: Less than five minutes later, child crawls into mother’s lap, rests head on shoulder, and...
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Tony said he will make me a "Sam Seaborn for...
Just in case he was kidding, I want him to know — I was dead serious when I told him to do it.
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The more I hear from Mitt, the more he reminds me...
Re: His comments on how the We are the 99% movement is about “envy.”
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Daniel Radcliffe SNL Video Promo
I don’t know what made me watch this, but I loled at, “Chill, broseph, I like Mountain Dew and big butts!”
So. I decided that the problem with my bangs is...
They were too short to be side-swept, but too long to be actual bangs. So I did something totally out of character (read: impulsive), and I cut them myself. And now I have bangs. Like real bangs. They’re not blunt or anything, just sort of wispy, but they do go all the way across instead of side-sweeping.
I really like them. And I’m super proud of myself for cutting my own bangs,...
I’m waiting at the salon for a haircut, and a woman just came in with her tween daughter, who is sporting a really unfortunate pink dye job.
“This is what happens when she spends the night with *friends*,” the obviously bitchy and pissed off mom told the stylist.
The tween — wearing sparkly neon pink Chucks — is pouty and clearly not happy about the fact that...
“Wow, her due date is that soon already? Time goes by so quickly when...”
– Tony (aka englishprof)
WatchPretty much all we did last year (aside from moving twice and buying our house) was watch Judah grow. I wouldn’t trade a single second of it.
December 2011
24 posts
While listening to Christmas music from the 1950s
Me: People were so much friendlier back then.
Him: Yeah! Except for segregation. And the Communist witch hunt.
I finally read the first Harry Potter book, and...
But I mistakenly thought Ian McKellen played Dumbledore in the movies for some reason, so I’ve been picturing him throughout the entire book. When I found out the truth, it was obviously a major letdown.
Because seriously, is there anyone better than Ian McKellen to play a zany wizard? Was he busy when they cast the movie? Seriously. I want to know why he wasn’t Dumbledore.
I’m...
“Do you ever look at a fire and think, ‘That should be making a...”
– Tony