“What Dreams May Come” used to be one of my favorite movies.
Now I see it on my Netflix recommendations, and I’m like, “NOPE!”
Getting married and having a child has made that movie completely unwatchable for me.
You know you’re in the South when a half fried chicken is on the a la carte breakfast menu between the bacon and the pancakes.
Friday May 17, 2013
Barbecue pulled pork sandwich and smashed potatoes. Hot fried chicken with fried okra. We are in Tennessee.
We are sitting in traffic that goes on for miles after driving four hours already. There are 2+ hours to go. This would be a lot easier to bear if there was coffee.
Wednesday May 15, 2013
Marriage
- Me: Should I change before we go to dinner?
- Him: Nah, no one cares.
- Me: I think what you meant to say was, "You look nice."
- Him: Yeah, that.
“I’m just going to rest for a minute. I’m really tired after spending all day at the spa.”
—A thing that just came out of my mouth. Sorry I’m not sorry.
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