The boy is already arguing semantics with me.
Me: Please don’t eat your pancakes like a dinosaur.
3.5-Year-Old: But deinosuchus was not a dinosaur!
I once told him, “Be careful, you’re going to fall and break your head. You only have one head.”
He responded, “Nuh uh, I have a FOREhead right here!”
The smart aleck gene is strong with this one.